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Curious George has had enough....

Megapithicus’s origin story

Dora: Hi boots!

Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!

Dora: Wow! Element!

Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*

Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!

Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora

Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*

Dora: Booooots!!!

Boots: Bow or perish mortal!

Dora: I’ll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!

Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!

Dora: Boots! Wait!

Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*

The entire yard is now covered in Dora’s blood soaked remains

Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!

Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.

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Donkey Kong has made it to ark!

Senku-we need about 15 Rex’s and a yuty and some RPG’S

Magma-grab the rexes and CHARGE!!!

For all the dr.stone fans

I know a way to tame it without force tame I saw this in a movie once. Step one: go to the mega pithecus arena. Step two: make you tribe mates dress as Indians and tie you to a pole. Step four: scream and let the monkey grab you. Step five: let it take you to the top of the arena and do some tricks for it and wait for it to become your friend. And that’s how you tame the big monkey.

This killed me when I was in creative.

Me: *kills a mesopithecus for fun*

Megapithecus: why hello there I’ll be killing all your dinos and destroying all your bases I hope you don’t mind

Me: no I don’t- wait