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Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

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Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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tamed a lvl 100 saber with raw meat just to see it get grabbed and eaten by tbis shit? ARK STAHP
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
So yea I was in the cliffs enjoying the peaceful views and watching my ankly to be tame. The night settled in so as standard standing torch was at the ready. All of a sudden I hear my argentavis screeching turns round to see this son of a bitch holding the bird in its mouth and shaking me to my core. As always I tried to remain calm when ark is just arking with you. Equipped my sword light disappears and I'm frantically slashing and hacking one of these buggers. Eventually the beast drops my bird has a slither of health and a sabertooth bitch slaps my argy. R.I.P sir flattery
If you encounter this ...... don't run you can't..... just enjoy you quick , painful death :)