Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalania? Funny megalania jokes submitted by ARK players.
Spiderman, Spiderman!
Does whatever a spider he can.
Spins a web any size,
Catches thieves, just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman!
Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there, there goes the Spiderman!
In the chill of night,
At the scene of the crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time
Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame he's ignored
Action is his reward
To him, life is a great big bang-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find the Spiderman!
So i was prepping for ARK, and i was gathering tutorials from YT, and i saw the tutorial for the Megalania, so i watched it and i saved it to my playlist. And when i learned that these guys are not in Mobile, i was just sad. They look so cool, they look like the Komodo Dragons from Indonesia. Their ability to climb walls is also very useful. I love these guys.