Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I think it looks like demonic moschops
More Megalania Funny Tips
Please read these megalania tips with an Australian accent.
Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!
Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.
Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!
CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!
(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)
On the carno island cave, as I was coming back from the artifact, a lil poo came from the ceiling. I looked up and some weird crocodile beast fell on me and gave me cancer.
Cancer Cave Crocodile is its new nickname.
Guys I found the source of the corona virus
Lystro disliked being everyoneβs first tamed and first slaughtered so it evolved into a almost useless giant lizard who should be an early game tame seeing how easy it is to tame but you get its saddle at level 70 by then I had a giga I couldnβt even use but my wyvern came in packs
These are Purlovias, Thylacoleos and diseased leechs on steroids
Spider man, Spider man
Does what ever a spider can
Climbs a wall
Survive a 10 meter fall
Gives you rabies
He is in the shape of hades
Look, there goes Spider Man
me:goes into artifact of the hunter cave
megalania:im bout to do whats called a pro gamer move
Real men knock it out with their fists.............
He attac
He protec
But most importantly
He infect