Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
U see a giant platypus in your backyard: βΊοΈ
It puts on a hat and glides: π³
More Maewing Funny Tips
Bru my maewing has 94 points into movement speed π
This is the deity that all platypuses worship.
Platypusius
Put a phedora on it and call him perry the platypus and dye a shirt white with black pants and shoes and scream βcurse you perry the platypusβ
Ark devs meeting:
Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2
Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly
Dev1: already a thing
Dev4:how about a drug addict
Dev1: already created
Dev3: how about a big nameless
Dev1: no
Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has big boobs and kidnaps children!
Dev1: I like the sound of that, letβs do it!
My tip will be here for ever.
Real men donβt billboard it or net gun it they just chase it and dart it out π
A platypus? (Gets a saddle and rider) PERRY THE DEATH PLATYPUS!!!
Up this if you think maewings are one of the cutest animals ever made in Ark. Also if you think he looks like perry the platipus
Doofenshmirtz: A maewing?
*Maewing puts on a hat*
Doof: PERRY THE MAEWING!