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Part 1.
Long story but here it goes in full detail.
2 of my friends and I just started a non-dedicated server (just for fun) as myself and one of the other friends are particularly new to the game. With my buddy Cam being the Ark Wizard and showing us all of its glory.
Anyway, we are playing on official server settings. Nothing boosted or lowered whatsoever. Just stock settings. We take a solid 4 to 5 hours each building rafts to serve different purposes. Mine being a Dino transportation raft. Scott's being a resources/support beautiful vessel that he used all sorts of slopes and weird angled shit on to make it look rad. And it really did look like a rad ship. And then there was Cam and whatever the fuck he was building.
Then we hear the ever so ominous music in Ark that clearly signifies that it's night time and to put your diaper on cause things might get shitty. So, at this point. My shit isn't finished. Scott's is damn near done. And Cam's has barely started. ➡️
Part 2.
So we end up saying fuck it. Let's go to Carno Island and call it a night by the shores. (WHY THE FUCK WE DECIDED TO GO THERE IS BEYOND ME) And at this point Scott's girlfriend joins the game for shits and gigs and to essentially fuck around with us.
So she's low level. Scott and I barely know what the fucks going on. And I'm paranoid as shit when it comes to this game seeing as I've received thy rod and staff on numerous occasions when it seems like I've done nothing but pour my heart, soul and time into this time vortex of a game.
So naturally I ask Cam what the plan is. To which he replies, "We're going to Carno Island and calling it a night on the shores. We'll be fine." I literally couldn't begin to count the amount of times this fucker has said verbatim "We'll be fine" and then immediately get shafted by prehistoric fuckery. But he assures us that we have nothing to worry about.
Now, one thing I will add before shit hits the fan is simply this... ➡️