Dossier says it's not smart enough to be tamed. So the dodo is smarter???

Yarr ye be losin yonder ship to this here mighty toothless monster! Hide ye children, hide ye wife, for this leedshitass be comin for ye!

It’s a really passive tame, it eats boats

"Oh, you just finished your boat house? That's too bad!"

If this gets a thousand likes I will...

Um...

Hmm...

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In America, you kill whale

In Soviet Russia, whale kills you

There once was a ship that put to sea the name of the ship was the Billy of tea the winds blew up her bow dipped down oh, blow my Billy boys, blow. Soon may the wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum one day when the tonguing is done, we’ll take our leave and go.

You’re welcom ;)

Not even Dory's whale speak can get you out of this one.

I feel bad for the ones that are trapped thing about being cut piece by piece in pain but no death