Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Part 3.
Scott fucking LOVES Otters. It's his favorite animal. Not just in the game. Real life as well. He named his vessel the S.S. Ottermus. And our plan was to wake up in the morning and fill his boat full of Otter dicks and giggles. However, Arks dark ocean had different plans.
Its about midnight. Pitch fucking black besides shitty red auras from standing torches on these boats we just grinder for hours on just to have floating mediocrity. So we depart.
Got quite a bit of a drive. We're all tired as fuck. Few words have been said besides an occasional friendly insult and some yawns.
We're probably between 3/5 and 4/5 of the way there when suddenly this motherfucker (ALPHUCKING LEED) emerges deadass in front of my raft and bashes the shit out of me. For some reason it loses focus and heads towards Scott. (At this very moment I'm panicking and yelling like a psychotic fuck because I know good god damn well what's about to happen.) β‘οΈ
More Leedsichthys Funny Tips
Dossier says it's not smart enough to be tamed. So the dodo is smarter???
Yarr ye be losin yonder ship to this here mighty toothless monster! Hide ye children, hide ye wife, for this leedshitass be comin for ye!
Itβs a really passive tame, it eats boats
This guy needs a doctor . He has prime dandruff
My sarco survived 2 encounters. the first time I tried to go to herbivore island trying to tame a anky but but then I got ATTACKED. I had my sarco on aggressive so it went for the leedsich. I was far from shore so my best bet was to go after my sarco hoping my sarco doesn't die. The second time I was going up north since I lived all the way south I brought my pterandon and sarco, since I was near shore I didn't think I would get attacked by a leedsich but I did. I managed to get to shore with my pterandon. I thought my sarco died untill I checked. I found out my sarco was WRESTLING the leedsich and my sarco didn't even got hurt!
"Oh, you just finished your boat house? That's too bad!"
If this gets a thousand likes I will...
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Hmm...
Everyone who π this post gets a cookie πͺ
Average gold fish from Australia.
Not even Dory's whale speak can get you out of this one.
I was looking for one becuase of the quest I thought they were small β¦ and weak