Real men will use a bola and club

Double run.......................

I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?

A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food

Don't click read more.

Too late

I'm hungry

Press up

Happy new year

Wow™

Press up r die

No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, you’ve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops

This is what we get after ark watches too much Godzilla

(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!

(Giga) are you sure about that?

(Titano) you 2 are midgets.

(Desert Titan) no u smol

(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.

(Groot Titan) you all small!

(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.

it’s a lizard!

it’s Godzilla!

it’s the respawn screen!