I absolutely despise how this overly-sized crustacean just agros on everything in a 30 mile radius.

a r e y o u f e e l i n g i t n o w Mr. K r a b s ?

Karkinos dodgeball. 6 crabs, 3 per team. 10-15 aggressive ravagers from a 3rd tribe in the middle. The goal is to throw ravagers at the enemy crabs to kill them. You lose when all your crabs die. No smashing, shooting, jumping or tomfoolery. Just throwing ravagers.

“OCEAN MAN GONNA TAKE ME BY THE HAND, LEAD ME TO THE LAND, THAT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!”

I think my crab is broken it can walk back and forth but not side to side

SPONGEBOI ME BOB I HAVE TAKEN TOO MANY STEROIDS AND HAVE BECOME A MONSTER ARGARGARGAR

"Hello, I like money!", "Me one millionth dollar!" - Eugene Krabs

Why do you need rocket ships when this sends people to the moon?

It picked me up and said OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN!! And 1 shot me into the floor but it's a great physics teacher what goes up just come down..

I found an all red crab during the Christmas event and painted a blue shirt on him and named it Eugene Krabs