hey guys today (YEET) AHHH STOP IT! I LEFT MY PICKAXE THERE!

Me and my pteranodon we’re flying over a swamp but I wasn’t keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect

Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3

You see it

It sees you

It lunges at you

For you chezburgers

1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro

My advice? just kill it. it’s gonna kidnap your girlfriend, it will kidnap your kids, it will kidnap your mom and dad, it will kidnap your family. as long as as it’s here you will have no family.

I don’t mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww it’s so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex

This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"

Roses are red

Violets are blue

They will steal your raptor

And quite possibly you

Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank

Kapro: ‘Ello neighbor.

Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten

Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.

Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized