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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
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More Kaprosuchus Funny Tips
hey guys today (YEET) AHHH STOP IT! I LEFT MY PICKAXE THERE!
Me and my pteranodon weโre flying over a swamp but I wasnโt keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect
Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3
You see it
It sees you
It lunges at you
For you chezburgers
1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro
I donโt mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww itโs so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex
This guy is the โSURPRISE MUDAFUKAโ of Ark like for agreement
Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
They will steal your raptor
And quite possibly you
My advice? just kill it. itโs gonna kidnap your girlfriend, it will kidnap your kids, it will kidnap your mom and dad, it will kidnap your family. as long as as itโs here you will have no family.
Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank
Kapro: โEllo neighbor.
Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten
Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.
Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized