Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me:Piplup! I missed you so much! Use Hydro pump on Turtwig
Turtwig:*FAINT*
Me: Piplup... how much did you train on ark?!
Piplup: *kind of evil face* Piiiiiipluuuup
Me: forget it, I dont understand.
Piplup: ***EVOLVING***
Game"Piplup Evolved into Prinpulp"
Me: I wanted it to evolve in Sinnoh...
Prinpulp: Prin Prin(I'm a Regular Kairuku)
Me: Where is piplup?
Kairuku: D E A D. A hespertonis thing killed it.
Me: *back to sinnoh pokemon lab* *sigh*
Piplup: * Turning into a zombie *
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Please, This is Hard work so please up-vote...
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And thanks for reading my long,long Pokemonish Ark story! Sorry for it being so long...
More Kairuku Funny Tips
For some reason I get entertained by the weirdest things so one of my favorite things to do on a free day is play toss the penguin. You get 2 mammoths and a friend and basically just toss around a wild kairuku w the mammoths grab ability. If u donβt got a friend, toss it into the ocean and watch it swim back.
What girls see: a cute penguin
What boys see: organic polymer
I guess Iβve sealed my fate with the girls
c l u b p e n g u i n
Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!
Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day
I got organic polymer, at what costβ¦
I have a problem at my snow base sarcos π spawn all the time. Iβm on mobile.
NOOT NOOT
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.
I had a baby penguin called baba.
I liked baba.
But the raiders didn't.
Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave