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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyosaurus? Funny ichthyosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:🎶swimming on along🎶ooh!a fish imma tame u
Fren:are you ever gunna get back onto da raft?
Me:nope!right brb.
Fren:wait where are u going?!
Me:to tame a fish.
Fren:u will drown!
Me:nahhhh I wont dont worry.
Fren:u will tho...
Me:alright little fishy come here...
Fren:*sneaks off raft*
Me:ok I'm done taming the fish can I come back on board now?
Fren:...
Me:fren?hellooo?you there?
Fren:...absence.
Me:...great they abandoned me.YOU BIG MEANIE!
Fish:hey mr survivor I dont feel too good...
Me:OH NO FISHY MC FISHFACE!
fish:bai mr survivor...
Me:nuuuuu! why you good for nothing shark...
Fren:bai.
Plz updoot and have a great day!(or night)
UwU
I got a quest saying I needed to tame a ichy so I was like ok new animal cool. (At the time I didn’t know how big Ichys where or what they looked like in the game.) I went in the ocean and swam around for a bit until it gave me a danger notification so then I raced back to the shore.I turned around to see two BIG fins behind me and I litterly yelled “oh crap!!” (Sorry my Language but I was supper scared) I couldn’t see the whole body from above the water so I thought I was a meg or a big shark. When they didn’t attack I was like “what?!” So i swam under the water and i saw two ichys. I was soooo relieved 😌. The reason they were following me was because they wanted to cuddle. Aww 🥰 I love ichys now.
Yeah I have one. Currently. I made it a saddle. I looooooove just riding it to depths I’ve never been to before ( I’m a bit of a newbie ). I named him Wave and he’s on a high level of just speed and he was set to follow my raft.......HOWEVER.............he swam away once and I was actually quite scared and worried but I went online the next day and he was just under my raft so I stopped worrying, went to gather things and make a mating stable type thing for my raptors and went back to my raft. HE WASNT THERE!!!!! I swam forever whistling as I went, took the raft out in case he was still set to follow it. Nothing. A WEEK later I was getting oil and I saw the shape of and Ichy and used my spyglass to look closer. And it was him. So I swam toward it whistling and avoiding dangers but he skirted off, I drowned and I haven’t seen him since. Thanks Wave.