Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Since when do pelicans need my fabricated shotgun, and all of the other things that I have worked for 3 years on ark, ruining your day thinking you are a noob because you canβt kill a cleptomaniac sea-bird...
More Ichthyornis Funny Tips
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Hide in water and plead for mercy.
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
They will find you when you just start to play they will make starting take 9+ more hours :)
Of course they give us a airborne pego
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
This bird is a drunk monster who took all 84 of my narcotics
And on another world the same thing. Push the button to let people see
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?