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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the gasbags? Funny gasbags jokes submitted by ARK players.
Be sure to keep its source of power on hand. (TacoBell)
Must fart a lot huh itโs stanky up in here bro gassy
Cute and look amazing
MAKE AN ARMY OF THEM
The amazing farting cow of Ohio
My dad and I both play ARK,so I once asked my dad if the Caterpillar-Cow had live babies or laid eggs
#IJustDon'tKnowAnymore
i was running from a rex on a big fat bag of fart
best game ever..
Iโm going to tame one and name it Appa then ride around the map quoting the avatar.
Godzilla fan:ITs MoThra's BaBY
I huffed and I puffed and I need a new diaper
Up for more
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
FART ATTACC
Gas gas gas Iโm gonna step on the gas
What happened to the picture?!??
Yay! November 6th is right around the corner. Same as Election Day. Hmmm. Do we have to vote for extinction to come out? ๐ค
What happens when you feed theses guys beans ๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
My dad asked what a gasbags was after hearing me tell my friend that I had tamed one. I said it is a massive, hairy, farting, ballsack. What has become of life?
These things will kill you in your sleep and your giga
WHO IS THIS WOMAN AND WHY IS SHE EVERYWHERE
They say that it flys, but how? Iโm guessing that since itโs called a gasbags, it cuts the cheese so hard it rockets into the sky. We all die of a rotten stench.
They are cute
Change my mind
Well nobody else made this joke so...
Fatterpillar.