Me: The horse to turn it into a unicorn just take a chainsaw to the real unicorn cut of its horn and tape it on to the horses head
You: You can just tame the unicorn
Me: Just up it if you want a Uniiiiicorn (U-NE-EEE-Corn)
I once incountered this wild creature. It ate the flowers in my garden. I then named it mystery and took it to work with me. My boss made me get rid of it after it injured a customer, so I secretly hid it under the counter. When it said, "weezna" my boss descovered it and made me release it back into the wild.