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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the enforcer? Funny enforcer jokes submitted by ARK players.
Here ish a sad story.....
You land, your argy is regaining stamina, you see a stream and think about how that could have been with that mek.... your bleeding and so is your argy, you take a drink from the stream and see a supply drop over there, you leave your argy and go get that golden supply drop, you get good loot out of it, as you see that red, bloody, death message saying that your argy is dead, you rush over only to see a team of enforcers scavenging threw your argy’s inventory, you drop to the ground, knowing that you and your argy were best friends, as you accepted your fate and would impale yourself on your own spear, as you wake up and your argy cawing to you.....
~De End~ BY XIXPOOHINA
Me: Hey Alexa, kill that Giga.
Enforcer: We do not have that mode for “killing Giga’s” but we do have other options. Would you like to try one?
Me: Sure!
Enforcer: WE KILL YOU!!!!!!!
Me: I guess robots have already taken over. I knew this was going to happen someday
I die a bloody death
I saw this weird blueprint thingy o I clicked it then it was gone. I was walking around and looked behind HOLY- I RANNNNNNN! IT WOULD NOT STOP FOLLOWING MEEEEEE! Then I realized I birthed it I made this thing! -_- That’s how I never found my home again running from my own dino. UwU