this is yet another situation where you bola your friend and run for your life

Real men tame an army of dodo's and kill the dragon

When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..

The dragons will come.

When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..

The dragons will come.

Find the spino egg in deepest blue,

Wings of wyvern will come to you.

The largest egg in the mountain high,

Will give you a giga's word for sky.

Dug deep in the mud,

A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,

And hidden alone from the rival snails,

The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.

Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-

The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,

His destiny is to be stronger and higher,

He has the power of Noobs On Fire.

Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,

Five eggs for the humans to down their might,

The dragon is coming.

Face your fate.

When you die: HOLY JESUS THIS THING. Dragon: can I have a challenge

OVERSEER: I'm the king of all. Dragon: wanna fight for it?

Wyvern: IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!

Dragon has joined the chat

Wyvern has left the chat

HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.

1. Force tame it

2. Paint it black

3. Set on agresive

4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )

5. Sit back and relax

6. Watch all the players die

7. Get pop corn

8. Get Pepsi

9. Just watch em die

10. Enjoy it.

Lol

Anyone thinking Wings of Fire? Anyone?

If u ever encounter this...

Only Dovahkiin can save you.