Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Hello I’m back with the one who had a cousin who really didn’t know the game and check out teh dilo funny tips if you don’t want to miss anything so back to what we were(pst you don’t have to read this) so like Literaly she sacrifices her dodos to anything, even to dilos, FREAKING DILOS. I mean they are not to be underestimated but like she even throws her dodos to literal paras, like wth and she saw a sleeping bag and was like oh who’s sleeping bag is this and I told her that it was hers but she said that is not my sleeping bag even tho she was playing in single player lol. If you want to see more tips next one is in para.
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...