Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Tips & Strategies
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Bronto: I can destroy walls from thatch to adobe
Titanosaur: destroys every walls
Diplo: can't even destroy the most weakest wall
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
I HAD A LVL 80 GIGA AND A SINGLE DIPLO THREW IT OFF A CLIFF MY GIGA FELL TO MY BASE GOT ENRAGED DUE TO FALL DAMAGE THEN KILLED ALL MY 50 TAMES!!
(The Diplo defined the gods)
Feed it once, go to the bathroom, grab a snack, watch your favorite movie, take a shower, have dinner with the family, tame a rex and then feed it again
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
Friend: is that a bronto?
Me: no its a diplo
Friend: whats the difference
Me: it cant damage you
Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*
I was taming an argi once and needed prime meat for it, knocked it out and saw a diplo, killed it and it catapulted itself 500ft up the air. First dino on the moon?
Help I think somethings wrong with my Diplo it keeps spinning whenever I moveπ€¦ββοΈπ
Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Whereβd it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! π
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
Nudge me like you do, nud-nud-nudge me like you do...
Who has 200 metal for there saddle at lvl 32!?!?!?!?