Me in the lost island dlc: oh look it is a giant monke.

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Me in the lost island dlc: oh look it is a giant monke. 2 seconds later: yussss I have giant monke. Me putting grenades in it’s feces during a raid: READY AIM FIRE. 50 monke men thowing feces at rexes and Tapejaras in tek -NightBaton

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