Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimetrodon? Funny dimetrodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
human:look it’s a tiny spino
dimetrodon:who you calling a tiny spino!? 😡😡
human:I will hit you with my club until you’re unconscious and I will shove meat down your throat
dimetrodon:WAT!?
human:*hits the dimetrodon in the face with the club and shoves meat down it’s throat*
dimetrodon:yay I’m your pet wats my name?
human:your name is pingu
dimetrodon:NOOT NOOT MUTHA TINY SPINO’S!!!
human:*talks to himself* he is utterly crazy
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