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What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dev: ok I have a new idea for a creature
Dev 2: Goodness no
Dev: let’s have a deinonychus
Dev 2: that is actually a lot better than I suspected
Dev: but…
Dev 2: Rockwell kill me already
Dev: it can climb walls
Dev 2: gosh no
Dev: quiet. It can also only be tamed by being raised by stealing an egg from packs of up to 10
Dev 2: please no
Dev: they also have the speed of a raptor and strength of a carno
Dev 2: MAKE IT STOP
Dev: make it so they also can latch onto tames.
Dev 2: why did I get this job
Dev: that’s it
Dev 2: phew, glad that’s over
Dev: wait they are also so fluffy the player does not know they are being mauled until they die
Dev 2: just kill me rockwell! DO IT NOW!
Great job devs.You made the sabertooth able to climb (thylacoleo) you made allosaurs gigantic (Gigas) you made archas aggressive (microraptor) you made dodos deadly (Terror Birds) and You bred a sarco and carno (Baryonyx) Whats next Wildcard? Devs: Hey guys lets have a Rock drake mix with a raptor!
I was playing during the Turkey Trials and I found a level 40 egg and I felt sorry for it. I raised it and gave it a name that would make him less scary. Pumpkin was what he was called since he was orange and purple and yellow. Brontos run from pumpkin and now nowhere is safe from pumpkin.
Everyone says “ItS a HyBrId HaHa” but as a certified dinosaur nerd this is an actual creature, it means terrible claw and is part of dromaeosauridea (part of maniraptora part of ceolosaurs part of therapoda part of saurischia part of dinosauria part of dinosauramorpha part of archosauria etc....) and it was found in the USA and was 6 feet (2 meters roughly) tall.
Sorry if you read all of this 😏