Average drunk dad experience. Just feed them after they get wasted

Sorry if my previous tip was offensive.

---Bob The Survivor---

The new alcoholic carno is stupidest thing ever yet its so damn badass

Just find one in the wild there everywhere on the island find one with a baby kill the mother and imprint the little shit

Son:can we have a Rex

Mom:no we have Rex at home

Rex at home:

-pikacharzard-

Carno sterirodes

A heLpFul Tip ShOulD inCloud MorEword

Mate, please stop killing those Trikes. Wait, why ya running at me, mate? AAAAAHHHHHHH BLOODY HE-

*dies*

*nom nom*

---Bob The Survivor---

All I man think of is Jurassic Park

Your penis can revive dear tames