Here is a good roast to say to a salty ark player
(What to say) if i was a castoroides I’d say I don’t give a dam about what you say
They love to share stuff from their dams. Go ahead and help yourself
When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plz👍
Got eaten alive for touching their wood and I respect that
That is one fat otter, the fattest one I’ve seen all day
Bump up for my little lystrosaurus he died in action to protect me
The legend says that after the 1000th stolen nest the beavers will rise up and destroy your base.
You wont be laugthing now you cementing paste Thief.
The arkbeavers representative
Check the Area for beavers (Check)
Sneak over to the dam (Check)
Open the dam (Check)
Take The Stuff (Check)
Wonder where the hell the beavers came from (Check)
Die (Check)
Lvl 10 beach bob wanders into the woods and finds a stream. He thinks to himself, “Wow! beaverdams i wonder whats inside!?”
*John Cena theme song plays*
Rose’s are red
Violet’s are blue
If you touch my dam I’m coming for you
Objective: Steal from the Dam
Objective Updated: Survive.
~ Cross Platform Guy
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
