Americans after seeing this: OH GOD THATS A GIANT SPIDER
Australians after seeing this: it’s just a tiny spider
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
Hey look, It's Aragog from Harry Potter!
POV a spider in In Australia, that’s on crack with element
Your going to need a bigger shoe
Spiders in Australia be like ….
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
Cheat: kill
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT
When you realize the minions do torpor and you didn't bring any stimulants
Hello darkness my old friend.........
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
