Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
One time,when I was taming an allow, I saw one of these near a diplo( I was on foot with no mount {rip bary}) so I went up to it because that is where I had knocked out the allo but instead of accessing the inventory of the allo I punched the bronto by accident. (Note:I did not notice but the diplo also got aggravated) the bronto yeeted me as the diplo hit me and I went at 48 kms into orbit, and thats how the actual first man on the moon happend
There was one aquamarine looking one, just a few feet away from my base... however, one day it came NEAR my base, and knocked down 1 of the palm trees, but I could care less. So I went and gather items and only to come back to see the Bronto LI-TE-RA-LLY stepping on my THATCH HOUSE, bringing his whole body on top of it! And I low-key yelled, “MY DODO’S INSIDE!!!”— And oop- the Bronto’s body is completely on top of my house and it didn’t collapse... WHAT!? I like Ark, it’s just filled with many unpredictable surprises.