Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
There was one aquamarine looking one, just a few feet away from my base... however, one day it came NEAR my base, and knocked down 1 of the palm trees, but I could care less. So I went and gather items and only to come back to see the Bronto LI-TE-RA-LLY stepping on my THATCH HOUSE, bringing his whole body on top of it! And I low-key yelled, “MY DODO’S INSIDE!!!”— And oop- the Bronto’s body is completely on top of my house and it didn’t collapse... WHAT!? I like Ark, it’s just filled with many unpredictable surprises.
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
Ark creators: launch arks and genesis ships to extend humanity
Me: gene engineers bronto
Bronto: YEETs genesis ship to Ark 2 faster than light itself
Bronto: YEETs Titans into oblivion
Bronto: YEETs The earth into an orbit around another star
Bronto: YEETs emails to aliens
A random person: now that’s a problem—
Bronto: What can I YEET for you?
THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT DO THIS! XD
If you wanted to tame a level 300 bronto with only your fist and mejoberries you would need to punch it 11785 times and feed it 1334 mejoberries over the course of 8 hours and 15 seconds. This could in theory work quite nicely if the bronto got stuck from some rocks, until you realize the amount of recoil damage from punching. But this isn’t over yet, if we were to create a small stone structure with a bed inside we could respawn infinitely allowing us to punch the bronto with our many lives. We would also put some spare beds in the structure just in case one breaks or stops working. Now I have wasted your time and mine by typing this. But at least you know.