Ark creators: launch arks and genesis ships to extend humanity

Me: gene engineers bronto

Bronto: YEETs genesis ship to Ark 2 faster than light itself

Bronto: YEETs Titans into oblivion

Bronto: YEETs The earth into an orbit around another star

Bronto: YEETs emails to aliens

A random person: now that’s a problem—

Bronto: What can I YEET for you?

I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

It's big

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

Typing this from the moon. A helpful tip should have a few more words.

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

*Takes off glasses*

*Jurassic Park Theme plays*

"Welcome, to The Island."

THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT DO THIS! XD

If you wanted to tame a level 300 bronto with only your fist and mejoberries you would need to punch it 11785 times and feed it 1334 mejoberries over the course of 8 hours and 15 seconds. This could in theory work quite nicely if the bronto got stuck from some rocks, until you realize the amount of recoil damage from punching. But this isn’t over yet, if we were to create a small stone structure with a bed inside we could respawn infinitely allowing us to punch the bronto with our many lives. We would also put some spare beds in the structure just in case one breaks or stops working. Now I have wasted your time and mine by typing this. But at least you know.