Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Bueno, deje mi iguanodon en cualquier lado en neutral, luego me encontraba volando en mi pteranodon muy cerca del suelo, y en eso un dilo me pega y por accidente le pegó al bronto que había cerca, el cual le pegó a mi iguanodon el cual le fue a golpearlo, entonces me bajó de mi pteranodon y el bronto le pegó a pteranodon que tambien estaba en neutral, en eso los iba a sacar a los dos, en eso el bronto me mata, lamentablemente, mi pteranodon no vivió para contar esta historia 🥺
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
Ark creators: launch arks and genesis ships to extend humanity
Me: gene engineers bronto
Bronto: YEETs genesis ship to Ark 2 faster than light itself
Bronto: YEETs Titans into oblivion
Bronto: YEETs The earth into an orbit around another star
Bronto: YEETs emails to aliens
A random person: now that’s a problem—
Bronto: What can I YEET for you?
THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT DO THIS! XD
If you wanted to tame a level 300 bronto with only your fist and mejoberries you would need to punch it 11785 times and feed it 1334 mejoberries over the course of 8 hours and 15 seconds. This could in theory work quite nicely if the bronto got stuck from some rocks, until you realize the amount of recoil damage from punching. But this isn’t over yet, if we were to create a small stone structure with a bed inside we could respawn infinitely allowing us to punch the bronto with our many lives. We would also put some spare beds in the structure just in case one breaks or stops working. Now I have wasted your time and mine by typing this. But at least you know.