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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the brachiosaurus [mod]? Funny brachiosaurus [mod] jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2024-05-06T20:38:47+00:00

Brontosaurus:wow your a beast ugly me? Bracieosoures:thanks now I crush you haha 🤣

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2024-04-28T19:52:52+00:00

And you thought brontosaurus were big

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2024-02-07T16:45:42+00:00

It takes 8 business days to swallow.- Boss Slayer Guy

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2024-02-26T22:39:15+00:00

Brachiosaurus Jurassic world: I am kind, I die a Scorpius or fire, and am super kind to everyone.

Brachiosaurus ark mod: I am a terrorist, I am literally the most aggressive herbivore, and beef with gigas like nothing.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2024-01-13T20:11:01+00:00

How to tame:

Step one: shoot it in the knee caps

Step two: big thingy fall asleep

Step three: put 9999 narcotics in mouth and 9999 kibble

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2024-03-13T14:41:52+00:00

Its really just Bronto on roids.

score -4 · Answer 7 · 2024-04-06T13:04:13+00:00

Giga roars

Animals

Brachi roars giga craps it’s pants