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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ark dev 1: Let's make a new animal!
Ark dev 2: But we?
Ark dev 1: Poison Wyvern...
Ark dev 2: We already have that.
Ark dev 1: You didn't let me finish.
Ark dev 2: Sorry.
Ark dev 1: As I was saying...Poison Wyvern but confined to the ground!
Ark dev 2: That's a better idea than white King Kong! That one wasn't a great idea.
---Bob The Survivor---
Ark: hey dave
Dave: yes?
Ark: lets make a evolved titanboa
Dave: dumb but ok
Ark: lets make it be able to burro
Dave: ok done
Ark: make it huge
Dave: all done
Ark: make it only on hard to gat maps with the reaper
Dave: this is getting out of hand
Ark: STOP COWERING now make it able to kill amost anything
Dave: This seams way to op
Ark: now make it able to be tamed but with only with the hardest to get eggs
Dave: are you done
Ark: no make it off mobile ok now i am done
Dave: WHAT DID YOU DO