ARK Community: Too bad a titan is basicly an expensive, end-game raid tame.

Arthropluera: Hold my beer

I am arthro

I will spit

I break your armor

Every bit

I live in caves

I monch your base

My back is hard

I have ugly face

I crawl around

And cause you pain

From going into caves

You will refrain

I am arthro

I will spit

I break your armor

In a single hit.

-arthro song!- like for more! Or I’ll just make them anyways 😊 sry I didn’t do an argy song, can’t make a good one

Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!

Me: Thanks dude...

*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*

Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3

Me: *dies by dung beetle*

When I was noob my friend said they eat armor and tame depending on what kind it is….

Guess who left the cave with a lot less than armor

He protect

He attack

But most importantly

Goodbye flak

Me: nothing can destroy tek

Arthropluera: I’m about to end this mans whole career

Frisk, don’t fall into the mountain this thing’s in. You can’t kill it, Frisk.

Welcome to the underground

Give us your balls

Pentagon

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Heptagon

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UrArmorGon

Hippity hoppity your equipment is their property.