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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It will melt your armor
Right off of you
More Arthropluera Funny Tips
ARK Community: Too bad a titan is basicly an expensive, end-game raid tame.
Arthropluera: Hold my beer
I am arthro
I will spit
I break your armor
Every bit
I live in caves
I monch your base
My back is hard
I have ugly face
I crawl around
And cause you pain
From going into caves
You will refrain
I am arthro
I will spit
I break your armor
In a single hit.
-arthro song!- like for more! Or Iβll just make them anyways π sry I didnβt do an argy song, canβt make a good one
Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!
Me: Thanks dude...
*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*
Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3
Me: *dies by dung beetle*
When I was noob my friend said they eat armor and tame depending on what kind it isβ¦.
Guess who left the cave with a lot less than armor
He protect
He attack
But most importantly
Goodbye flak
Me: nothing can destroy tek
Arthropluera: Iβm about to end this mans whole career
Frisk, donβt fall into the mountain this thingβs in. You canβt kill it, Frisk.
Welcome to the underground
Give us your balls
Pentagon
Hexagon
Heptagon
Octagon
UrArmorGon
Hippity hoppity your equipment is their property.