Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the velonasaur? Funny velonasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Person goes to the pub .
Human ; bragging about his new giga .
Velonasaur : hold my beer ...
velonasaur ; ( shoots )
Human : my giga no good
Need one of this thing
Velonasaur : that will teach him
Human comes back with three rexs
Velonasaur: easy bring it on
Velonasaur kills all the rexs
Human ; this is impossible I give up
Velonasaur: eh
Dr.Wu: let’s make the indominus rex. Simon masrani: ok. Wu:take a dilo. Simon:uhhuh. Wu:give them a mini gun,drive with and monster truck over them then they are smushed and put them in the freezer. Simon:WHAT. Jurassic world 3:The living mini gun.coming:NEVER ONLY IF YOU PLAY ARK
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