Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Denis guy, I know how to get revenge on your sis for killing all your Dinos!
1: delete her ark file
2: remove her unicorn toys (if she has any).
3: find a unicorn, summon your sis, and do the most brutal thing you can think of to it.
4: laugh maniacally as you destroy it.
Also, R.I.P Denis, you will be missed forever.
-EricBro5000
If I had Dennis implant I could've revived him in no time RIP Dennis😔 you will never be forgotten show your sister that we care about dennis I used to like unicorns until that happened one up=RIP for Dennis (I don't want ups I'am trying to help Dennis guy) hopefully you revive Dennis in no time and the allo army and destroy every unicorn in ark😡😡