Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have seen 4 of these.
1st encounter: hUH, that is a huge rock! Imna go with my ankylo and just...
You were killed by a titanosaur lvl1
2nd encounter: dUdE, you spawned A MILE ABOVE MY BASE AND SQUISHED IT! DUDE!
3rd encounter: ok, ill just tame it like a bronto. Toxicants arrows, lets-
You were killed by a titanosaur lvl1
4th encounter: hAhA, loser, I have INVINCIBLE powers (mobile cheats)
And I also have a rocket launcher and a platform saddle for you!
50 rocket launchers and 3 hours later
YES! ILL JUST BUILD MY BASE HERE!
Me: (Flying around on my low lvl argy)
Also me: (Sees titanosaur) “Oooh I wanna see if I can’t tame it.”
Also also me: (shoots with tranq arrows)
Titanosaur: “This will be fun.” (Pretends to run away)
Me: (Apparently forgetting all Dododex knowledge, runs after it with out mount)
Titanosaur: (Turns around and snacks with tail)
Ark: Your argy was killed by a titan
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Hope you enjoyed! Do these often based on real ark stories! Look out for the next ones! Cya 😁)
-Glorifiedchickens16