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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the snow owl? Funny snow owl jokes submitted by ARK players.
How they made the snow owl
Supervisor: Hey so we need another flyer similar to an argent
Designer: got it
Supervisor: take an argent
Designer: alright
Supervisor: now reduce wait and health by a couple million
Designer: ok
Supervisor: now give it a corruption look
Designer: ok
Supervisor: make it completely white
Designer: ok
Supervisor: give it the ability to freeze dinos and players and heal them while using stamina
Designer: isnt tha-
Supervisor: now give it a dive attack
Designer: why haven't we put that on all di-
Supervisor: now make it so you can "freeze bomb" a group of creatures and heal
Designer: thats gonna lead to a lot of trolling...
Supervisor: idc now make it so when you level stamina it increases by a couple billion
Designer: is that all?
Supervisor: no now give it thermal vision so it can see other creatures.
Designer: at least thats reasonable
Supervisor: alright we are finished now run that through and add it to the new extinction map
Designer: finally..
1 month later...
Fred (player one) has joined
Dave (player two) has joined
Dave: glad we could finally get some fur armor.
Fred: maybe we should go to the ice dome and try and tame a snow owl.
Dave: why not.
5 minutes later
Fred: is that an argent?
Dave: lets tame it (dismounts flyer and fires tranq)
Fred: dude that thing is coming in fast
Dave: oh lord (shoots 16 more tranq)
Dave has been killed by snow owl lvl 145!
Wing boi (pteredon) has been killed by snow owl lvl 145!
Based on true events lol -Krysta1Wyvrn