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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the otter? Funny otter jokes submitted by ARK players.
The Curse to Those Who Eat/Kill Otters
May you go on and adventure with your raptor you love the most. May you call of a cliff, and your raptor take all the damage and die while you are fine. May the place you fall into be the swamp. May you have to fight your way through it and the redwoods, and break all you have in the process. My you run into a raptor that looks like you old one, and may you tame. May a giga eat I it while it is unconscious. May you be chased by it until you find a rex and compys. May you take damage, but ultimately be killed, by an otter. This is the curse I give to otter killers.
-Jedi
Funny and long story about an 🦦 ok I was playing my single Player game and i saw the Cutest thing in the game!!!!a dodo. But than I saw an otter!!!! And it was love at first sight🥰🦦🥰 so I went crazy and killed About 5000 coelacanths and got about 100 fish and stuck it in my Hot bar and it only took 15 fish😎 so then I put him around my neck and happily went back home and slept.the next day I tried to tame A level 145 triceratops.long story short I died.and then i Thought that Otter is a goner.😢 so then I sadly walk to where i died and then I see an otter on a dead trike!!! And I was like “wow. He did it. Waaaaaaa!!!”so then i tried again with trank arrows and I am not kidding it was Mayham!!! It was me and a otter versus two dilos five compys and two trikes. It was an intense battle.I killed three copies one dilo three compys and one trike and sadly I didn’t make it.butt my otter did and he won!Moral of the story do not underestimate otters.
People claiming the otter is useless have never seen one go toe to toe with a megalodon and almost damn near win. It was on my shoulders when I died and it took me a while to find my stuff, but when I found it, the damn otter was still swimming around in circles, trying to beat up the massive shark that killed it's owner. It now has a tombstone made in loving memory.