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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the noglin? Funny noglin jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ark dev 1: These people want another Dino…
Ark dev 2: Good, cause I now have an idea!
Ark dev 1: Alright, shoot.
Ark dev 2: Lets make it small,
Ark dev 1: Okay,
Ark dev 2: Lets make it look like a mutated bulbdog
Ark dev 1: Ok,
Ark dev 2: Make it have four eyes so it looks more like an alien.
Ark dev 1: I thought we were making a new Dino-
Ark dev 2: Shush, Now let’s give it the ability to mind control other Dino’s,
Ark dev 1: Wait, what?
Ark dev 2: Then, once it’s done mind controlling your tames, it’s kills them,
Ark dev 1: Uhhhh…
Ark dev 1: Anything else?
Ark dev 2: Nope.
Ark dev 1: We gonna get so much c### from this…
Noglin, awe man. So way back in Abberation, fighting namelss from side to side, side side to side, that's when you here a sound, then you start to turn around, round round round round, heads up, turn around turn your back and look up, the drool dripping through the mouth CUZ BABY TONIIIIGHT, THE NOGLIN GONNA STEAL OUR BRAIN AGAIN(BRAIN AGAIN) CUZ BABY TONIIIIIIGHT, THE NGLIN GONNA STEAL OUR BRAINS AGAIN and you run run run but it no use bc the noglin keeps running for you CUZ BABY TONIGHT, THE NOGLIN GONNA STEAL OUR BRAINS AGAIN, So way back in the cave, mining crystals from your side to side, side side to side, that's when you here a sound, all your friends are nowhere to be found found found, found found found found, heads up, turn around look around then look up, hear its little drool drip, that when you know, you will start dancing like 24/7,7,7 CUZ BABY TONIIIGHT, THE NOGLIN GONNA MAKE US SHAKE OUR BUTTS (SHAKE OUR BUTTS) CUZ BABY TONIGHT, THE NOGLIN GONNA COME, AGAIN AGAIN so run run run like its u last last life and all if ur bones r broken CUZ BABY TONIIIghht noglin gonna come, WOAH WOAHH
Noglin awe man
Parody made by Beanzles!