Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the hyaenodon? Funny hyaenodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
These guys are searching for a hybrid gallimimus that’s super fast and hard to find. They are just traveling in packs to find this hybrid so let them be, they don’t wanna hurt u if u don’t get their hybrid. Most of the time their translator collars will warn you if u r getting to close. If they do come at u point somewhere and yell “SQUIRREL” and run away in there opposite direction. There’s an old man in a quetzal blimp that might attack but you can deal with him anyway you like really, no harm done.
Thyla:BE PREPARED!
Hyena:be prepared ye we’ll be prepared...for wut?
Thyla:FOR THE DEATH OF THE KING!
Hyena:y is he sick?
Thyla:no fool we’re gonna kill him and simba too
Hyena:great who needs a king? No king no king la la la la
Thyla:IDIOTS THERE WILL BE A KING!
Hyena:but u said uhh