Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the featherlight? Funny featherlight jokes submitted by ARK players.
When all flyers went extinct in Aberration, the dodo was like:
"Alright, let's evolve back with glow and a lot of cuteness"
Me: Dodo, eat a snickers.
Dodo: Why?
Me: Because you turn into a cool flying useful charge pet when youโre hungry. Better?
Dodo: Bawk?
It's a glowing baby pheonix. That doesn't set your bum on fire.
The light is here you were lost without out me. I find your paths my feathers glow. Iโm always there I'm always here. Iโll save your life your heart is mine. Iโll be yours forever. Iโll shine the light and make a path for you.
The reader
Put a witch hat on it and name it hoodini
Dodo.dex: this boi cant be immobilized by anything
Me: *throws bola*
It: haha you suck
Me after tameing one (if they could talk)
Me: *stareing at it*
The bird: uuhh you gunna stop looking at me
Me: no ur to cute
This, Otter and Jerboa, what sucks is that I can only have one on my shoulder at a time.
Looking through a cave then a glow appeared and i look and I saw a dodo eating a mushroom and then it turned into a feather light and went boom
Dodo: iโm cutest
Bulldog: you sure about that
Ferox: iโm obviously the cutest
Shine horn: iโm cutest I glow and I can kill you with cuteness
Featherlight are you blind itโs obviously me
Human: iโm gonna adopt feather light
Featherlight:YAY iโm adopted to Bad you guys werenโt
Human: letโs go home
Almost died to ten carnos and a rex. Came home with a little featherlight and a tek rex :)
Looks like a cool glowing chicken.
They live in the radiation zone. Tamed one, it flew into the acid waterfall. For such beautiful birds, they have the intelligence of dodos.
Cute lil glowing fuzzborb that keeps the nameless away and makes you look like a pirate.
Just love that it's considered "early game" when on abberation you can only get it on the red zone
With this glowing fly dodo you can be a space pirate
Dodo: im the cutest little bird in ark
Featherlight: hold my beer
A pigeon on steroids๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
The creepiest thing ever is a featherlight wearing a ghillie mask or any other helmet.
DO NOT BRING MOSCHOPS
I had a level 1 (highest level) die
I CANT BELIEVE I LOST HIGHEST LEVEL PET
Also he had 500000000 levels to level up
๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐๐โน๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญHelp I want moss ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA