Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the doedicurus? Funny doedicurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was taming one and it took forever then a thorny dragon came and killed it. Though now the thorny dragon is my slave. ๐๐๐๐๐
If u see one of these rolling in a deep place play the song โRolling in the deepโ
I tamed my first one and built a little "side garage" beside my base to "park" him safely. Then I facepalmed because of how much he looked like a 1968 VW Beetle.
*slaps shell of doedicurus* this bad boy can fit so much freaking stone in it
Don't be ridiculous, ๐ ur acting like a dodicurus
Me: an ark pro
The beach bob that somehow knocks a doedicurus and then ask DOES THE DOEDICURUS EAT STONE?
Pro tip: These guys are faster in water than they are on land. Lmao
Right clicks to test what it does (doedic starts rolling while singing they see me rollin' they hatin')
Lol not really important but, they poop soooooooooooo much.
My sister and I were playing ark on this server and i was taming this doedicurus and it was rainbow so i obviously wanted it. So when it finally got done taming, i moved it inside our base. i put it on wonder so it could get stone for me. and i went to cut down some trees for wood, my sister made a gasping noise. i didnโt think much of it so i got back in our base and as i was closing the dinosaur gate, i see my doedicurus. i thought it was just laying there or something but it said it was dead. i looked at my sister all confused and asked her what she did but she looked at me shocked and said โWHAT?โโฆ. โHow did it die?โ well i donโt know i just opened the gate way and it said it was deadโฆ? i was so confused but later on she told me that she killed it by smashing it between a rock and the gateway.. i was trying to get rid of the dead corpse but she got rid of it and ate itโs meat. ever since then, i have never laughed and cried so hard in my life.
Terror birds bully my doedic = R.I.P. terror bird
So I tried taming a lvl 130 Doedicurus, and to be prepared I made 300 tranq arrows, I was aware it would curl into a ball if it took too much damage, so I began to tranq it, 50 arrows in, it decided to jump off a cliff and luckily not die, I jumped after it only to be greeted by a raptor that had to take my attention, giving my friend time to decrease torp, after I dealt with the raptor I continued to shoot the Doe with more tranq arrows, but it didn't move, neither agro neither curl up in a ball, simply freezing,I thought this might be my chance to tranq it, after finishing 100 arrows on it I was gettint worried it was glitched, so I left the server and came back in case my ping was affecting it, continued and finished all my arrows and still, it wasn't moving but stil not unconscious, I can only assume the animation of curling into a ball glitched and I was basically wastin my arrows lol
Me when riding doedicurus: rolls of cliff
also me when riding doedicurus: GOINโ OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN!!!
Me when hits the ground: I be rollinโ
Me when finds another cliff: rolls off again
Still me: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!
Me when hits the ground again: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!โฆ
โฆdances
Still me: well, that was fun.
Doedicurus: looks at meโฆ
Me: yesโฆ
Me again: rolls off cliff
Me again again: Star Wars intro
Me when hits ground once again: GONNA TAKE MY HORSE DOWN THE OLD TIME ROAD, GONNA RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEโฆ โฆโTILL I CAINโT NO MORE!
Stiiiiilll me: mmkay doedicurus, ran out of songs, letโs roll homeโฆ
Me on the way home: โฆoh give me a home, where the Buffalo roamโฆ
When I was an Ark noob I punched everythingโฆ you might know the end to this..,
These litteraly turns into sonic the doedicurus
Level up= it flips over and u give it tummy rubs
Best way to tame flip it over and give it tummy rubs
I once lost mine in a cave in Ragnarok and days later when I went into the cave again and a Raptor killed me and camped my body. The raptor thought it wasn't enough and killed all of my tames. Just as the raptor was about to finish me off as it chased me to the entrance of the cave and corned me, I heard a rolling noice and my dodic rolled out of the cave and ran over the raptor!๐คฃ
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One time My sibling and I were playing ark and they had a rainbow doedicurus and we were moving into our new base on herbivore island and I squished it in between the door and the rocks when I relised what I did I shoved it back behind the door again and when my sibling found it they asked what I did you do I said โWHAT?โ But I eventually told them I accidentally killed it then I cooked its meat to get rid of the evidence.