Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I am dodo
I am cute-o
Now everyone say, let's go
I'm the dodo
I hide in huts,
And sniff people's butts
I'm pretty small, (yeah yeah yeah)
I fit in a mall
I have a beak for pecking, (yeah yeah yeah!)
Claws for digging,
And feathers to keep me warm
Yeah I am the dodo
Dont think that I am weak
I'll peck you with my beak
I'll kill you in an week
Dont belive me? You'll see.
I'm invincible to bees,
Can climb up trees,
Dont like to eat thos stimberries
I'll travel across seas
Just to get thos azulberries
~Ţhë đöđö şöňğ~
If you should sadly encounter a Wild Dodo DO NOT ANGER IT. It may look like it Fleeing the battle but it is actually regrouping with it flock. Onced regrouped this dino stops at nothing to track down it target. A lvl 1 dodo can whip a lvl 120 rex ALONE. In a flock they are a force to be reckoned with.