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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
When the land is soaked in blood and tears the wolves of destiny shall come
When the war has lasted twenty years the wolves of destiny shall come
Find the wolf pup of deepest blue, paws of night shall come to you
The largest pup in mountain high will give you the paws of sky
Look for the pup the color of wolf blood, and hidden alone from the rival queens the sand pup awaits unseen
Of three queens the blister, blaze, and burn
Two shall die and one shall learn
If she bows to a fate that’s stronger and higher she’ll have the power of paws of fire
Five pups to open their eyes on brightest night to end the fight…
- slyveevee (in game ark name not real name)
(Continuing A Dire Challenge)
Rex paced back and fourth waiting for their human to get back."Would you quite that! Pacing isn't going to make things go any faster." Kat said slightly growling.
"Sorry just a little worried" Rex growled back. The pupoys in the background Rustled and played whipping each other in the face with their tails.
Hours later the human came back Bloody Nad bruised. "Hey my dogs hows my pups!?" He patted each of their heads and rubbed their Backs."The Snow tribe didn't except our peace message so we are still going to be attacked...im sorry doggos."
Rex Growled and kat tucked her playing puppys under her. The puppys pulled on their mothers fur "MOM let us go!"Kat looked outside seeing their human sit down under the roof watching the snow fall.