Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the arthropluera? Funny arthropluera jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,
When Spino stares at you hard,
You know you’ll be discard.
Artho I be,
You say “don’t hurt me!”,
Well I don’t care,
I’ll Vomit in your hair,
Say by to your tek,
Cause my vomit wrecks,
All those who dare,
Enter my cave lair,
Oh yes I do spit,
And blast your armor to bits,
Now-
(Vomiting)
Dave the Human: No. No please no! This is ascendant tek! Nooooo!
Artho: ha! Stupid Dave,
You entered my cave,
And fell for my trick
Oh Dave, the big fat-
Dave: RAGE QUIT!
(Beeeeeeeeep)
The end
Artho:Thank you, thank you very much.