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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ankylosaurus? Funny ankylosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I found a island filled with rexes called it rex island I tamed a anky lvl 150 I died by a rex my anky went super sayian when I came back I saw my anky beating the shit out of a rex while 5 dead rexes are behind him I then called him mess with me I will slap you a roos the face
So, about 3 months ago me and my mates where on ark when one of my mates accidentally hit a ankylosaurus it was a level 100 and he got one tapped and his body was sent across the entire lake. Me and my other mate were laughing our heads off.
PS: The lesson learnt is not to randomly hit ankylosaurus without knowing the level, actually just don’t hit ankylosaurus’s at all unless you can tank the damage.
This guy was roaming near my base so I knocked one of these out and put lots of berries in its inventory. I go back to my base for about 39 seconds to get narcotics and then I hear a roar. I look outside my base to find a T-Rex attacking my unconscious Anklo...
R.I.P. Anklo...