Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Usually how our adventure planning with my friends go:
Friend 1: planner
Me: supplier
Friend 2: third wheel, i guess (not there 90% of the time)
Friend 1: alright, so we need a new argy right now, let-
Me: are you f(augh)ing stupid??? We just got back from a crystal run, cheesus Christ…
Friend 1: alright, we’ll get some time this time alright?
Me: dude… do you see a pattern? You plan, I get cut on a deadline, we have to extend mission time, get jumped, and come back trading one thing for another, last time it was your argy for crystal.
Friend 1: I promise it won’t happen again, alright?
Me: alrriiight…
45 minutes later: alright we’re going now (friend 1)
Me: alright (not realizing we have surplus food but it’s too late)
*2 ingame ark days later*
Oh shoot, I’m running out of food, do you have any? (Friend 1)
Me: i have one left, and I have enough food, here let’s land, I’ll give you it
*scouting* friend 1: hey I see a beehive, should we break it?
Me: sure, what could go wrong
10 minutes later
[Your lvl 63 Agent Trivia (Argentavis) was killed!]
Me: *sigh* knew it
Friend: welp, time to stay in the redwoods
Then it became 15 minutes at Redwoods
*waiting for the bird to tame*
Friend 1: what evil creatures… they turned Trivia the opposite gender!
Me: *not having it* yeah sure, can you like, make sure we don’t die?
Friend: alright, fine
20 minutes later…
*flying back with Agent Travis (friends argy)*
Me: so, how’d it gooo?
Friend: not well, at lease we got gender-swapped Trivia back
*we all got home starving, loss of one flyer (saddle lost) and shooken*
P.S, that was the first time trivia got “captured” He lost his 3 times before I did
Just so you know we don’t use normal cooked meat we used custom recipes, ours named: MRE, Recipe: 50 stim, tinto, azul, amar and mejo. Just do it, it’s worth