Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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'Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself?'
'Because if you are... I will gladly do so!'
'In SONG FORM!'
Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drabble little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby~
Did your granny say
"Listen to your heart, be who you are on the inside"?
I need 3 words to tear her arguement apart
YOUR GRANNY LIED.
I'd rather be
SHINYYYYY
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look
SHINYYYYY
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
CHHK!
Just a sec, don'tcha know
Fish are dumb dumb dumb?
They chase anything that glitters?
Beginners! Oh...
And here they come come come to the brightest thing that
Glimmers! Mmm, fish dinners!
I just love free food... (Free food!)
And you look like sea food! (SEA FOOD...)
"Hey, crab cake!"
"I'm back... mmmmwah."
"I I I I T ' S M A U I T I M E"
"Whatdya say, little buddy? Giant hawk? Comin' up!"
"CHA HOOOOOOOOOOO!"